About: have a nice night and best of luck in your struggles as a white man in america
Coworker:So do you have any plans for Valentine's day tomorrow?
Me:No, Trevor made plans to hang out with his cousin so I'm going to sit around and watch Ryan Gosling movies.
Coworker:(laughs)
Me:I realise when I say that it makes you think I'm going to be watching the sappy ones, but just so you know it's going to be Drive. I'm going to watch Drive like three times tomorrow.